McSwarley is a spin on the name of the great Marty McSorley. "Swarley" comes from a TV show called How I Met Your Mother. Just don't take anything here seriously. I am not a professional writer or journalist or humorist. My day job doesn't really involve the written word. I might have undiagnosed ADD, too.
I am a born and raised Southern Californian. I grew up watching Luc Robitaille. For me, Luc is hockey. I have a love/hate relationship with Wayne Gretzky. Mostly hate these days. I also grew up in a city that had no ice rinks or roller rinks. I think the Mason lodge used to be a roller rink... I live in the City of Los Angeles (proper) now.
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