Filler Friday: Out the ROFLbot

(Bad Saturday Night Live skits, anyone?)












...and Anze Kopitar's secret victory dance.

Filler Friday: Salute to dudes who take hits to the face

Hockey players, for all the crazy ass puck bunnies that seem to be plaguing the collective existence of people who actually know the definition of "off-sides," aren't really known for their good looks. They're often missing teeth before the age of 20, and take pucks, fists, sticks, and panes of glass to the face. They're so used to this that they often get stitched up on the bench without even a swig of Canadian whiskey.

Matt Green v. frozen piece of rubber


Oh yeah, the Kings won that game against the Canucks. Thanks in part to Matt Greene's face.


"Uh, Matt, there's blood coming out of your face."
"I know. Good game."

Ian Laperriere takes a puck to the face courtesy of Jason Jason Pominville



Brad Richardson, welcome to the club.




But don't be a little bitch about it...



"He hit my ear!"


(yeah, the real thing isn't on Youtube)

Filler Friday: Pants, pants, and more pants!

Observe, the pants of the Norwegian Men's curling team!

Now, that pattern may look familiar to some of you. Not just because it's argyle, but because LA Kings alternate captain Matt Greene has been seen wearing the green version of these.

I apologize if one of those stupid Carl's Jr commercials shows up.

He learned it from the interwebs.

Also, check out the awesome alligator belt buckle.

If all you see is crotch, that's your problem.

Unfortunately for Matt Greene they were not available in UND.

...but there is a UND hockey stick golf putter thing:

(also available in LA Kings and Minnesota North Stars)

Just like Happy Gilmore!

I can see Matt Greene in these:

Filler Friday

Now, what does this remind me of... ?

It reminds me of fuzzy screencaps from Happy Gilmore!

Matt Greene: 237 lbs / 107.5 kg

Erik Ersberg: 165 lbs / 74.84kg

Since Budweiser is now owned by Belgians, not to mention just plain bad. I recommend the following:

North to the future!

Own it.

Your moment of Zen:

Last night I dreamt of San Pedro?

LOL Kings

I had another one about STDs, but... that’s probably too much, right?

Screen caps by me. I think that Dustin Brown photo came from Zimbio.