Filler Friday: Anaface

Anaface is some little program that is supposed to analyze facial features in proportion and symmetry and access how beauteous one is.

What does this have to do with hockey players? Well, I got bored and put some of them in Anaface.

Let's start off with someone we all know...


Sidney Crosby is pushing a 6.59/10 which is not too shabby. Those big fat lips aren't helping him here, though. Perhaps Angelina Jolie can give him some pointers on looking like a prostitute pouting.



Drew Doughty has a 6.43/10. Some creepy chicks on the internet may argue about that one. If Emeril Lagasse mated with a teddy bear, then somehow the fetus was exposed to radiation, the result would be Doughnuts.



Fro-love has a 6.11/10. Getting hit in the face a lot may affect symmetry. Just a hunch. I'm pretty sure we won't be seeing those big blue eyes back in LA in October. This makes McSwarley sad.



Jack Johnson can't even crack 5 points. Again, he's been hit in the face. A lot.



Somehow, even with a bag over my head, I can do better than Sidney Crosby. Obviously this thing is broken.

End of the season

It's important to remember the good times...



Matt Greene's pants
A mock game show
The end of Purcell watch 2009/10
A salute to Conan O'Brien

...and bad times...

Jeremy Roenick continues to reminds us of his miserable failure in LA
A post about Jon Quick's mojo
Festivus Airing of Grievances

What's all this business about "chirping?"



Drew Doughty has been nominated for the Nicklas Lidstrom Award Norris Trophy. In spite of having hurt his hand during game one against the Canucks. Playing against a hurt Drew Doughty is, well, still pretty difficult from the looks of it. The other nominees are Fat Mike and some kid named Duncan Keith. Not to be confused with this Fat Mike.

Dustin Brown is nominated for the NHL Foundation Award. Which is about charity or something. Fat Mike is nominated for that one, too. In the mean time, Brown is going to get a bone graft to his fucking jaw.

Filler Friday... Celebrities?

I wept a little inside.*



One of the first Google results for "celebrities and hockey" turns up this story about Bollywood. After a vigorous YouTube search I have determined that they were probably referring to that grass hockey that little girls in English prep schools play.

Nothing more annoying than a foreign person who says "ice hockey" instead of just hockey.



Sure, random-celebrity I never heard of until people started saying you were banging Doughnuts, sure you love hockey for the fights.


"I don't know what you're talking about."

If you were in it for the fights, you'd show this guy some love...

No really, where are all the Simmonds fan girls?

*Mostly because my dad is a Blues fan. He's from St Louis.

LOL Kings

I had another one about STDs, but... that’s probably too much, right?

Screen caps by me. I think that Dustin Brown photo came from Zimbio.