Dear lord, make it stop!

Luckily, I will not be in my apartment tomorrow during the beginning of the draft.

So far we have:

1. Heatley for Brown, #5, Tom Preissing, and a chalupa.
2. Kaberle for Frolov and Michael Jackson's rights to most of The Beatles songs.
3. Clowe for #5 and a bag of skittles.
4. Ohlund for Tom Preissing's old house, Rachel Hunter, and a Del Taco franchise. (UFA)
5. Lecavalier for JMFJ, #5, and Rachel Hunter.

OK. I have to be serious and ask why the hell people keep coming up with scenarios that involve trading Frolov? Why trade the only scoring left wing in the franchise for another center or defenseman? I can live with Jack Johnson being traded away.

The answer: