Observe, the pants of the Norwegian Men's curling team!
Now, that pattern may look familiar to some of you. Not just because it's argyle, but because LA Kings alternate captain Matt Greene has been seen wearing the green version of these.
I apologize if one of those stupid Carl's Jr commercials shows up.
He learned it from the interwebs.
Also, check out the awesome alligator belt buckle.
If all you see is crotch, that's your problem.
Unfortunately for Matt Greene they were not available in UND.
...but there is a UND hockey stick golf putter thing:
(also available in LA Kings and Minnesota North Stars)
Just like Happy Gilmore!
I can see Matt Greene in these: