What does this have to do with hockey players? Well, I got bored and put some of them in Anaface.
Let's start off with someone we all know...
Sidney Crosby is pushing a 6.59/10 which is not too shabby. Those big fat lips aren't helping him here, though. Perhaps Angelina Jolie can give him some pointers on
Drew Doughty has a 6.43/10. Some creepy chicks on the internet may argue about that one. If Emeril Lagasse mated with a teddy bear, then somehow the fetus was exposed to radiation, the result would be Doughnuts.
Fro-love has a 6.11/10. Getting hit in the face a lot may affect symmetry. Just a hunch. I'm pretty sure we won't be seeing those big blue eyes back in LA in October. This makes McSwarley sad.
Jack Johnson can't even crack 5 points. Again, he's been hit in the face. A lot.
Somehow, even with a bag over my head, I can do better than Sidney Crosby. Obviously this thing is broken.